Category Archive for 'Personal grooming'

Setting new standards in American fashion I understand. The clothing and accessories we see on fashion-show runways are not for human consumption. But when I stumbled across a photo of a model wearing blue jeans that had been reduced to little more than a set of belt loops, pockets for her apartment key, a zipper […]

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The Critical Mass

Outsider media: Mother’s little helper I’m spending a few days with my mother. She’s doing all right for 87. Losing her vision, so she’s living in an assisted-living facility in Cleveland. A really nice one. So how’s it going, Mom? “I need a harder toothpaste. The one I have is too soft, I use it […]

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The Critical Mass

The homo-erotic nature of facial hair A previously unknown photo of the Russian “Mad Monk” Rasputin has just been uncovered, apparently depicting the corrupt spiritual adviser to the Romanovs in the Czar’s hunting lodge…. Oh, wait. I am mistaken. That is actually a photo of me, apparently examining a vinyl record album at Java’s at the Market, […]

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