Chapter Three: “A coach or one of the players comes up to me and says, ‘Here’s a hundred bucks. Get me 15 double cheeseburgers, 10 packs of nuggets, 19 fries, keep the change.’”

Spare me. Someone stop me on the street and please explain why I should read Prince Harry’s biography “Spare.” Even British people understand that the Royal Family is irrelevant.

More reading. In reading in The New York Times about Kodai Senga, the Japanese pitcher who will be joining the Mets for spring training, I discovered that the baseball the Japanese leagues use is slightly smaller than the Major League Baseball.

A plot seemingly right out of ‘Dr. Strangelove.’ Conservative politicians are ranting against some kind of plot that says President Joe Biden and the government is planning on seizing your gas stove. No such thing is happening. Joe Biden couldn’t care less about how you heat water to cook your Kraft macaroni and cheese.

Welcome to a Chronicle of Culture.

Look Out, Kid!

Chapter One: “A brick of cash fell out.”

Chapter Two: “These people on my baseball cards are real.”

Chapter Three: “A coach or one of the players comes up to me and says, ‘Here’s a hundred bucks. Get me 15 double cheeseburgers, 10 packs of nuggets, 19 fries, keep the change.’”